Reaping What You Sew
This joke hit my email from my sister. She almost never sends me any email jokes, but she says that this one made her laugh. They say there is a kernel of truth in every joke. I think that is proven true with this one!
Quote of the day:
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.