I didn’t know
Remember me telling you about that darn snake? Well, I was out walking in the yard just kinda looking at the brown grass (we really need some rain) and not paying much attention to anything else. Well that’s not totally true, I was watching every step I took just in case……….you never know what might be slithering on the ground after the other morning.
Anyway, I noticed this black streak kinda zig-zag like on a tree about 15 feet in front of me. I started to walk over to see what the heck it was, thinking to myself, ‘maybe lightning hit the tree, just a little bolt to make a black streak like that on a tree’ and suddenly realized the darn black streak was moving UP. So dumb ass me walks a little closer because I just can’t imagine how a streak like that can move when it suddenly dawns on me…………it’s another stinking SNAKE!!! Man I didn’t know they could climb like that. This thing was going up the tree like it was on the ground, just slithering side to side like they do when they go anywhere BUT UP THIS TREE, MAN!!!!
You know, there were a couple other guys and some ladies around so I couldn’t run and scream like a girl like I wanted to, so I just kinda strolled back into my house and changed my underwear. j/k
I’m not walking under any more trees, especially that one, because it’s gotta come down sometime and just might fall………….on me!!!!!!!